​The 27 Best Phrases Of Andreu Buenafuente

Andreu Buenafuente He is a well-known presenter and comedian in Spain. Born in Reus, he founded one of the most important audiovisual production companies in Catalonia and Spain: “El Terrat”.

He became famous due to the program on regional television in Catalonia, but made the leap to Spanish television where he is known as a late show presenter.

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    Famous phrases by Andreu Buenafuente

    This brilliant comedian has uttered many funny phrases throughout his career Below you can find some of the best, whether in a humorous way or through their scathing criticism of today’s society.

    1. The casting of Pasión de Gavilanes seems straight out of Nacho Vidal’s bachelor party

    A humorous quote about the emblematic series “Pasión de Gavilanes”.

    2. I’m not going to die, I’m already clear about that. I’ve been talking about it and I don’t find it funny

    Death is not a funny topic, but there is good humor in anything.

    3. Banks are a bit like bouillon cubes: they cook us and enrich us

    There has been a lot of controversy in Spain in reference to banks. Especially with the preferred ones.

    4. Life begins every five minutes

    You have to live in the present moment. It’s the only thing that counts.

    5. Am I going crazy? It can’t be, because I already am

    Buenafuente confesses that he lacks some sanity.

    6. Money is useless, but if you fall it cushions you

    A quote similar to the one that says: “Money does not bring happiness but it helps.”

    7. Life in danger. That is an unsolved problem, a shame

    A humorous quote about a very serious topic.

    8. Love moves the world. Combined with sex, it moves the universe

    Emphasizing the importance of sex in relationships.

    9. A pause for eternity and see you soon

    A phrase he uttered at the time of giving way to the television advertisements.

    10. There are short people who don’t recognize him. They tell you “No, I’m far away”

    A joke about people who are not tall.

    11. Don’t worry about the language. When you laugh, you don’t notice the accent

    There are individuals with a very strong accent. Buenafuente makes a funny point about them.

    12. Talent is not destroyed, it is transformed and survives artists

    Without a doubt, Buenafuente knows the world of entertainment perfectly.

    13. The Indians were not the only ones with feathers in the Far West

    A joke that may upset some homosexual, but it is nothing more than a joke.

    14. The prostate, another way to protest

    A funny play on words.

    15. In the cardinals’ room there are frescoes… there are also paintings

    An ironic reflection on what is possible to find in the room of cardinals.

    16. What’s up neng!” is the most heard cry after “Sorry, you’re not my type”

    The Neng is a character that Andreu Buenafuente discovered and made famous.

    17. Bush has a great sense of humor because the common people have already lost it

    A funny criticism of the former president of the United States.

    18. People wouldn’t eat if they didn’t talk

    In reference to people who do not open their mouths even to ask for their rights.

    19. Serious things bore me. You have to laugh at everything to survive

    Laughter is, without a doubt, one of the best forms of therapy.

    20. Bill Clinton, the author of the saying “The fish dies in the mouth… the big fish”

    Another quote that mentions a former president of the United States.

    21. I seem to remember that I love you but I couldn’t assure you.

    Love can sometimes be confusing, as this ironic phrase says.

    22. Never stop using condoms

    A recommendation that refers to safe sex.

    23. It is one of my best achievements, my mother’s happiness

    What makes Andreu Buenafuente happiest is his mother’s happiness.

    24. Camarlengo… doesn’t that sound like a cover name to you? We have cuttlefish, bravas and grilled camerlengo!

    A joke about the word camerlegno, an official of the papal court

    25. Laughter is not faked

    Laughter is healthy, and it is an authentic expression that arises when something makes us laugh.

    26. Before, mothers were a broken record, “Come on, pass-pass-pass-pass!” Now they are a stuck vinyl record, “Come on, come on, what’s happening…!

    A joke about mothers, who can be quite annoying sometimes.

    27. Drink in moderation, let others pay

    A warning for when we go out partying with friends.