David Broncano Aguilera is a famous Spanish comedian and radio/television presenter born in the city of Santiago de Compostela in 1984. Although he is Galician by birth, he spent his childhood and adolescence in the town of Orcera, in the province of Jaén.
This winner of two Ondas awards achieved success in his profession with the radio program “La Vida Moderna”, and is currently breaking all the rules with his television program “La Resistencia”.
Who doesn’t know at least one of these two programs? Currently Broncano is becoming a humorous phenomenon that absolutely no one can miss. Would you like to know his best phrases and expressions?
11. With this you then go to the farm to kill gorriatos.
In certain regions of Spain, the birds that are hunted are referred to as gorriatos.
12. I’m sorry, but I don’t even know him.
The sincerity of this comedian leads his own interviews to talk about anything. If he doesn’t know a topic, he simply comes up with a new one.
13. Pff a great song!
In this way he refers to the songs he likes the most. Many of us perhaps do it the same way. Do you agree?
14. Could you summarize World War II?
As we see in this quote, Broncano is not a great expert on World War II.
15. He is putting me out and making this gesture at me, which I think indicates that we have to continue with the program for 5 more minutes.
Without a doubt, this comedian is commonly known for being contrary to his detractors on more than one occasion.
16. Pachacho, bastard!
The camaraderie in his programs is a key aspect, which allows his viewers to establish great harmony with the comedian himself.
17. The best fiber.
From any topic, no matter how trivial it may seem, Broncano can make a good joke. Fiber, for example, can refer to several different things, depending on the context in which we speak.
18. Ortega Cano on the back of an albino zebra.
The jokes on their shows can be very surreal. We must be attentive so as not to miss any of them.
19. My hands sweat a lot.
Broncano’s viewers know very well this very intimate facet of the young presenter.
20. I can show the eggs to Mufasa.
You never know where Broncano will come from! This showman has a very particular way of doing humor.
21. Simba, pull this one.
Poor Simba was also a victim of Broncano’s humor.
22. Those people who continue with pokemon Go!
How many people do you know who still play that game?
23. Gñe, David has been lazy today.
He has always been his biggest critic, he knows very well that the bar is very high.
24. My brown cock.
The Resistance program may sometimes not be for all audiences.
25. Going dumb.
Staying dolled or simply dead.
26. Last night I slept in a refrigerator.
During a program with the famous Andreu Buenafuente, the two debate the meaning of this funny phrase.
27. The pachachos.
A very curious way for Broncano to refer to his boys.
28. Because maybe you have a taenia here.
When you have a Taenia, you have a parasite that won’t let you gain weight no matter how much you eat.
29. Get ready!
Broncano speaks in this expression referring to the fact that you get fed up with eating or that you gain a lot of weight.
A very particular way of saying that he killed bulls, something that of course is just a joke, he has never really dedicated himself to that profession.
32. Sip shut up!
Without making noise, as if to go unnoticed.
33. Cocaine damages the brain, but in your case it seems that the damage has already been done.
Can you make a joke about drug use? If possible.
34. How tall is Andreu Buenafuente?
In this funny phrase, Broncano attacks his boss Andreu Buenafuente, another great comedian on Spanish television.
35. God has already given me support for the tablet.
A funny joke from this comedian, which all men will surely understand quickly.
36. This is stuck, you have to hit it with the knife.
This peculiar way of pronouncing certain things has earned him a large number of admirers. It certainly brings fresh air to the world of humor.
37. Let him make a stop.
Who hasn’t left a door with something that bumps it? Above all so that it does not close.
38. A pachacho dies here.
When a pachacho dies, he deserves a great farewell.
39. Better than jimsonweed!
Stramonium is a drug that causes severe hallucinations and in high doses causes death.
40. My joke when North Korea qualified for the World Cup was that, as they said it was the group of death because it was with Brazil and Ivory Coast, I said that any group that North Korea is in is the group of death.
It takes courage to laugh at North Korea, a dictatorship that is among the bloodiest in the world.
41. The other was that the matches with North Korea are decided by sudden death.
With North Korea it can be very complicated to play a football match, something that no one would undoubtedly like to have to do.
42. If you have been at that distance and say you know him… According to this, I also know (Roger) Federer.
Broncano is a well-known tennis fan and, as he often says, a friend of Rafa Nadal.
43. You are the Oprah Winfrey of Albacete.
In this way he baptized Ernesto Sevilla, when he gave money to one of his spectators.
44. How am I going to have a Murcia accent? That’s worse than having an STD.
As we can see in this sentence, Broncano is no admirer of the Murcia region.
45. I would have preferred if you had told me something else, like David, it seems like you’re short on water.
Lack of cleanliness can be a good topic for humor and this presenter takes advantage of any opportunity that comes his way.
46. In Spain, jokes are punished more than insults.
Being a comedian today can be complicated, as many groups report any joke that they consider offensive.
47. I didn’t have a vocation as a comedian, I was just a fan, but I wrote a monologue… and everything was done.
The monologue that Broncano refers to is one he wrote for the famous program “El Club de la Comedia.”
48. I’m 31 years old, these are all much older, huh.
Many of the current top-level comedians are, as we see in this sentence, much older than this well-known millennial.
49. In the last year I have noticed a jump in popularity. The sum of presences in different media has created a Broncano bubble that has been inflating little by little. But it’s small, huh. A mini bubble.
The success of this comedian has been increasing in recent years, currently being at the highest levels.
50. Although I noticed that things were getting out of hand when El Drogas, Barricada’s singer, approached me to tell me that he was a fan. And I went crazy because I imagined him subverting the pillars of Western society and not watching YouTube.
Who would expect a rocker of this level to be your fan? On this occasion Broncano received a good dose of reality. Fame can catch anyone off guard.
51. Laughing is laughing, now and always.
Humor has always started from the same base, but over time this base has expanded and changed its behavior.
52. The big difference is freedom. We are allowed to do and say what we want.
Nowadays, comedians can use spaces such as YouTube or social networks to transmit their message.
53. There are no limits to humor. Without nuances. If anything Muhammad, because they kill you and it’s not a plan.
Making humor of the Muslim religion has always been something very frowned upon by its believers.
54. The environment, the public, the weather… everything is better now.
Nowadays the public is able to assimilate humor that is very different from what was done in the past.
55. A comedian doesn’t necessarily say what he thinks or feels about a topic, he says what will make you laugh.
When a comedian makes a joke about a topic, he is not expressing his true opinion, he is just making a joke about it.
56. It recently happened to me with one from ETA, who looks that the market for ETA jokes has been liberalized, but at the last moment I put on the handbrake because it was going one step further and I knew it was going to be misinterpreted.
The ETA issue in Spain can be very complicated to deal with, since a topic like this can really hurt many sensitivities.
57. The worrying thing is that people are talking about the limits of humor in Spain as if we were in a transgressive and avant-garde country, when nothing serious is being said. It is very light humor that offends.
Humor in Spain is currently being closely examined by certain social groups, since it seems that nowadays there will always be a group that finds our humor bad.
58. If I think of something really funny about a really fucked up topic, I would have to say it. I owe it to my profession!
As we can see in this quote, Broncano never censors himself when sharing a joke.
59. If, in addition to the lifelong barrier, the left doesn’t let us make cripple jokes, we’re screwed.
Politicians of all political stripes have at some point attacked any comedian for their jokes.
60. If you are from Hogar Social and you shout with a megaphone that you have to kill the fucking faggots, you are serious. And there is no punishment.
Some radical groups insult certain groups and are not as punished as comedians.
61. Those who define themselves as politically incorrect and are actually more attractive than the mother who gave birth to them.
As we can see in this quote, Broncano does not feel very comfortable with people who show themselves to be far-right. Most likely, Broncano himself feels related to a center-left ideology.
62. Go for the boat, hey!
This is a phrase that in the program “La Resistencia”, Broncano with all the viewers who are on the plate say to their wealthiest interviewees.
63. I was in the mountains of Madrid climbing and skiing, because I had the day off, and they asked me to do the program. I told them that it was taking me a little while in the afternoon, but that I was going there.
This presenter does not miss an opportunity to make a joke, without a doubt for him, presenting “Late Motiv” was something very important in his career.
64. It is a brutal responsibility, because it is the most powerful program on TV. It’s like driving a Ferrari.
One of the greatest honors that Broncano experienced was being able to present this great program directed by Andreu Buenafuente.
65. You have caught me by surprise. I hope I don’t throw the pavilion on the ground.
Sincerity is one of the most important aspects of this presenter, something that helps him connect with his audience.
66. The other day someone told me on Twitter: “It makes sense that the greatest representative of the Catalan language in Spain right now is David Broncano.”
Although he is not Catalan, Broncano speaks this particular language very well, something that a good part of his audience finds curious, to say the least.
67. The ‘procés’ gives a lot of play. Those of us who are outside of Catalonia don’t care a little, and even those of us who put ourselves in the position of “come on, go ahead with everything”, it strikes a less chord with us.
What Broncano calls “the process” in this quote is a conflict that currently divides the Spanish population as a result of the fact that one of its regions, Catalonia, has a strong nationalist movement.
68. In my career there is never a consecration. It’s one more step.
Great careers never have a single end, their protagonists always remain in development throughout their active time.
69. If it crosses your path, fine, but now I am very happy with what I do.
Currently, this comedian lives a life with which he feels satisfied, but he is not closed to making certain changes in the future.
70. Would you dare to give yourself a grade? He would give me a “The kid is making adequate progress,” like in primary school.
He knows very well that getting where he has been able to get is already a great achievement, but we all know that it is a career that has only just begun.
